You fix my pipe in the kitchen | I test your pipe to see if anything is spraying out!?

Which of you is a tradesman? I love these guys who can get stuck in. Men who can use a drill, repair leaky pipes or, like a painter, simply bring more colour into my life. If such a strong plumber is standing in front of me, why shouldn’t I check whether everything is in the right place and is working properly? That’s exactly why I didn’t put on any panties and presented myself provocatively when the doorbell rang. A short skirt – just a bra and a nice smile are my tools for convincing men of my trade. Will he notice how horny I am? Would his pipe possibly drip if he saw my wet spot or can he not take all the pressure and have to squirt his juice through the pipe onto my face? As a single person, I’m going to order a few tradesmen to my house and test them all. Painters, carpenters, plumbers… They always say that it’s difficult to get tradesmen in time. We’ll see how that goes when word gets around in the industry about my tradesman test. If I don’t get a bill, you can keep ringing my doorbell.