The fuckness basement

I noticed that my neighbor has a gym in the basement.
Since it wasn’t locked, I thought it wouldn’t be a problem if I did some training there. When I was already sweating a bit and lying on the bench with barely any clothes on, the owner caught me.
However, I was quickly able to convince him to train with me by training my mouth muscles with his bar. And last but not least, I also get his whole load of protein ????.