Report from the forester?! Piss fountain from the tree stand!

Oh man, on my last walk I had to pee so badly, I would never have made it home. Just as I was looking for a place to pee I noticed the tree stand. So why not do something different and pee from above? I was pretty nervous, there were constantly twigs cracking and rustling around me. Was I being watched? Whatever, I just couldn’t hold it any longer, so I closed my eyes and got through it! That was a relief. I really hope no one saw me, the way I messed up the tree stand I’m sure there will be trouble!