Pissing in my jeans after a party at the hotel

I was at a house party with a friend and we partied all night long. As always, I drank a lot but barely went to the toilet. When things started to get really urgent, we had to leave and I even lost my shoes and went barefoot. I wouldn’t have made it home, so my friend took me to her hotel room, it was just so urgent…! Then I just took off my shirt, locked the door and then everything went to shit in the shower. My girlfriend kept going until the entire pair of jeans was covered in piss from top to bottom 😮