Pissed in my corduroy jeans while cleaning

I bought a pair of corduroy jeans in the hope that they would be more absorbent than normal jeans, let’s see… I put them on first thing in the morning and drank a lot of coffee and water throughout the day. When I was cleaning up the kitchen, I couldn’t stand it any longer and the jeans completely flooded. The corduroy fabric immediately turned dark and soaked up my piss, but my bladder topped everything and my champagne still ran out the bottom, isn’t that cool…? Then I gave myself a bit of time and waited until my bladder was a bit full again and gave the jeans the next load. What do you think, did they pass my piss test?