OMG! His girlfriend must never find out!

I hope I didn’t break anything! Damn, I think that was a step too far! I got a new desk yesterday and I’m not that good at setting it up. Yes, from my girlfriend’s boyfriend but yes! Just a carpenter! He also came around, but it was snowing so heavily that he didn’t want to drive. I said, oh come on, stay here, I’ll sleep downstairs on the couch and you upstairs! I just couldn’t help it! Damn, I’m really a little fucking one! Please don’t let her find out…