Festive insemination – Fiona the Nutcracker

Just a dream or is this really happening??? You come into the living room and find me kneeling in front of the Christmas tree. I just found the perfect spot for my cute nutcracker. I could actually join in right away because I’m hungry for your nuts again. And I would really like your hard candy cane deep in my throat! Will you grant me this wish? Then I’ll fulfill yours too: spread your icing on my face!