Ejaculate patrons with high IQ wanted!!

I was actually looking for a highly intellectual sperm donor on a dating site. From the beginning I made it clear in my ad that I wasn’t looking for a relationship, I just really needed a highly intelligent man aged 30-40 who would donate his biological DNA juice to me, as I still have mine I don’t want to change my single status, and my clock still ticks loudly and annoyingly. In the first few weeks I was pretty disappointed because very few interested parties had come forward, possibly out of fear of maintenance payments, and those who had come forward were absolute hypocrites, because I could smell their mini-IQ through my RJ-45 cable, but then… then I would actually find what I was looking for, and my expectations were even exceeded because I never expected that the donation process would be so great, meow!!