Caution, danger of slipping! Pissed on the landlord’s stairs!

My neighbors, including my landlord, are real philistines who complain about every little thing. So I thought I’d take it to a whole new level and just let it run in the middle of the hallway. So I lifted up my skirt and let the stream out. I held it for an extra long time so that it was really worth it. That was a great fountain! Do you think I went too far this time?