Carnival in a hooker outfit and pissing in the hot pants

I dressed up as a hooker for a carnival party. As so often happens, I went home afterwards, had a lot of tea and couldn’t wait to really piss myself in my hot outfit. A hot mix of hot pants, suspenders, my white shirt and sexy panties. Of course my Chucks couldn’t be missing. Normally I’m sensible and take them off while I’m pissing, but not today, so my champagne went all over me. Do you hear the smacking?