Anal+Pussy =Cumshot

I once tried a very, very difficult math problem. “Anal+Pussy”. I still can’t figure it out, so we have to go through the math together. If you rub your ass with oil and let a fat cock fuck it, but then find out that the cock is so big and better suited for a hot pussy fuck, then… hmm, what happens then? Ah, now I’ve got it! … then a huge load of cumshot comes out right in my face. PS. So big that I choked 😉