OMG!! IS THIS BOTTLE TOO BIG FOR MY PUSSY???

I always need variety in bed 🙂 Even or especially when I do it myself! My head comes up with the stupidest ideas. In the supermarket I thought to myself, “This soda bottle has a great shape, how does it feel to be fucked by it?” So what do I do? Go home and try it out. But whether I can get it all the way in or how far it stretches me, we’ll have to try it together 🙂