Pissing on the stairs at university

Crap, the lecture has already started and I’m way too late. Hastily look for a mask at the door and then quickly. Oh no, now your bladder is pressing and the toilets are at the other end of the hallway. Not exactly the best start at the new university. There’s really no time left now. There’s hardly anything going on in the hallways and no one will catch me in the stairwell any time soon. So take my pants down and it’s just gushing out of me. I’m not quite finished yet when I hear footsteps on the stairs, I hastily pull up my pants and look for somewhere else. In my hurry, I didn’t dry myself off and now I have to go to lecture with my pants soaked. A really good start: